Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...