Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Paying in advance
|A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...