A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Male-Bashing at it’s best!
Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man –...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...