Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...