The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...