Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...