60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...