mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...