Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Lack Of Meat In Poland
A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland....
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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