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List of rules of being a guy:
Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed...
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The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...