What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...