Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...