An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...