Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Playing House
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.