What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...