Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...