What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....