Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out