10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.(why wait that long)2) Thou...
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...