Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Virginity
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says “Doc, I’m getting...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...