Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
Two Black Eyes
Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...