Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
New Computer Viruses!
John Bobbit Virus–Removes a vital part of your hard disk and then re-attaches it....
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers…
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough...
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....