What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...