I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...