Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
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Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
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These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...