100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...