Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves…
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...