Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...