Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...