Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...