…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
A clever court case
One evening after attending a concert, two men were walking down the road when...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!