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In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
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The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at...
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
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The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...