Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...