A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Rumors Have It…
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...