Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...