Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...