Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...