If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...