face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
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Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
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Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
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What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...