Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...