What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...