Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Facts about Americans
|Facts about Americans. Did you know that . . .Only 30% of us can...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...