If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Country Tunes
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....