yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Screen Door
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How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...