The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!