Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Dog jokes 05
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....