The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Write and Wrong
A writer dies and reaches the Golden Gates where God gives him a choice...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Dangerous and sometimes fatal traditions
|In October 1993, in Iran, where celebratory gunfire is traditional at weddings, a guest...