Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET On Woman
MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET Workplace Hazardous Materials InformationSystem ———————————————————————-Substance: Woman Manufacturer: God Typical Size:...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!