I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...