Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Alaskan tourism
If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...