Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The Bill Clinton Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a McDonalds Hamburger and Bill Clinton?A: Some people in...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...