Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Yo mama\\\’s so fat
Yo mama’s so fat, when she went to school, she sat next to everybody!Yo...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....