Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Tell the whole truth
|`You seem to be in some distress,’ said the kindly judge to the witness....
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...