fit over a bucket!
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A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
The Enchanted Snake
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Top ten least popular self help books
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This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
A secret pregnant lover
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